| MatchNumber | RoundNumber | TableNumber | Team1 | Team2 |
| 1 | W1 | 1 | ship the sherbert to herbert dot com (1) | Smasholes (128) |
| 2 | W1 | 2 | Respect It (64) | kind of a big deal (65) |
| 3 | W1 | 3 | Checkmate (32) | don't crap out (97) |
| 4 | W1 | 4 | South shore scrubs (33) | Comfortably Numb (96) |
| 5 | W1 | 5 | We need more cowbell (16) | Ew (113) |
| 6 | W1 | 6 | who are they? (49) | Tom Brady's 4 rings (80) |
| 7 | W1 | 7 | Will Sex 4 Beer (17) | We're Not Cocky We're Captains (112) |
| 8 | W1 | 8 | It's Nasty Time (48) | Alik Ben Boomin Cups (81) |
| 9 | W1 | 9 | Secret Phranx (41) | 99 problems and a cup ain't one (88) |
| 10 | W1 | 10 | It's an easy game (24) | Dont Sleep (105) |
| 11 | W1 | 11 | Defiance (56) | Flounder Pounders (73) |
| 12 | W1 | 12 | We Hate Erin (9) | Nobodys MCM?! Dick still big doee! (120) |
| 13 | W1 | 13 | more EDM plz (40) | 12 oz curls (89) |
| 14 | W1 | 14 | Goot (25) | DOOM (104) |
| 15 | W1 | 15 | Pinky And The Brain (57) | get your throats ready (72) |
| 16 | W1 | 16 | Lambchop (8) | 2 EZ (121) |
| 17 | W1 | 17 | We Only YOLO Once (5) | Look at the flick of the wrist (124) |
| 18 | W1 | 18 | Tread Lightly (60) | Sober Sally's (69) |
| 19 | W1 | 19 | Slappin Bums and Snatchin Crumbs (28) | we dem boys (101) |
| 20 | W1 | 20 | Getting Star Spangled Hammered (37) | Massive Staten Erection (92) |
| 21 | W1 | 21 | Higher than Hitlers gas bill (12) | Nasty Time (117) |
| 22 | W1 | 22 | Kungfu pandas (53) | south shore elite (76) |
| 23 | W1 | 23 | Bert and ernie (21) | Silence The Crowd (108) |
| 24 | W1 | 24 | lets fucking go (44) | DbPhonez (85) |
| 25 | W1 | 25 | Go BK on Them (45) | MAssive inVAsion (84) |
| 26 | W1 | 26 | the tonys finest (20) | LoCo Brew Crew (109) |
| 27 | W1 | 27 | Canada France and Khanawake (52) | [Insert Funny Team Name] (77) |
| 28 | W1 | 28 | Blobz for dayzzzzz (13) | Chokin Hazard (116) |
| 29 | W1 | 29 | Captain Esquire (36) | Dicken Em (93) |
| 30 | W1 | 30 | Beats by Conway (29) | BACKDOOR BANGERS (100) |
| 31 | W1 | 31 | Table Heist (61) | We Got Crabs (68) |
| 32 | W1 | 32 | Caution Tape (4) | Straight Flexxin (125) |
| 33 | W1 | 33 | Blue waffles for breakfast (3) | Mike Larry (126) |
| 34 | W1 | 34 | J and A (62) | Woodburn-ing the Squire fire (67) |
| 35 | W1 | 35 | Ask About Us (30) | Delicious (99) |
| 36 | W1 | 36 | sharp shooter (35) | Johnny Buck (94) |
| 37 | W1 | 37 | 'Murica…. Red,White and BOOOM (14) | Mass Shotz (115) |
| 38 | W1 | 38 | Animal Barnes (51) | Shane fucked my dead mom (78) |
| 39 | W1 | 39 | EbonIE and IvorIE (19) | 3 thumbs up (110) |
| 40 | W1 | 40 | Round 2 (46) | Team Ghost (83) |
| 41 | W1 | 41 | Pen Pals (43) | Swag Money Yolo (86) |
| 42 | W1 | 42 | The Untouchables (22) | Pretty Ricky and his follower (107) |
| 43 | W1 | 43 | Fuck Me in the Ass (54) | New Yorks New York (75) |
| 44 | W1 | 44 | 5 peez nugget mayne (11) | Banksykes (118) |
| 45 | W1 | 45 | Young and the Hungry (38) | Doing it for Corner Pub (91) |
| 46 | W1 | 46 | Sticky Bandits (27) | She Don't Think She Just Grip It (102) |
| 47 | W1 | 47 | Best of both worlds (59) | nothin on but the bday suite (70) |
| 48 | W1 | 48 | Father and Son Beer Pong (6) | Throwing Sticky (123) |
| 49 | W1 | 49 | Kirbys Magical Adventures (7) | Maybe She Was Horny, Shit Happens (122) |
| 50 | W1 | 50 | East Coast Elite (58) | Booty Meat (71) |
| 51 | W1 | 51 | Chuck and doug (26) | Thunder Punch (103) |
| 52 | W1 | 52 | Puss N' Pong (39) | Invasion (90) |
| 53 | W1 | 53 | You know us Now (10) | Backpage Bombers (119) |
| 54 | W1 | 54 | Blumpkins R Us (55) | Kelly's Sister (74) |
| 55 | W1 | 55 | BC & PAO (23) | john wayne and Bruce Lee (106) |
| 56 | W1 | 56 | Beast Mode (42) | Where's my Pocket Pussy (87) |
| 57 | W1 | 57 | Urinal Cakes (47) | Look at all those chickens (82) |
| 58 | W1 | 58 | Snapchats and tattoos (18) | Homophobic Slurs (111) |
| 59 | W1 | 59 | KnuckleFuxks (50) | Funk You (79) |
| 60 | W1 | 60 | Brick (15) | Shoot To Xecute (114) |
| 61 | W1 | 61 | 3 balls with Cash! (34) | Beast Bros. (95) |
| 62 | W1 | 62 | Bukkake Brothers (31) | Scared of Who?! (98) |
| 63 | W1 | 63 | Wet Balls (63) | Two Minute Drill (66) |
| 64 | W1 | 64 | deep in your cups (2) | The Liquor (127) |